Expiration Dating

Expiration Dating

ex·pi·ra·tion da·ting
- verb \ek-spə-ˈrā-shən 'dā-tēŋ\

: dating someone with the expressly agreed upon precondition of said arrangement's expiration date

The contractor's real friend: "So, what's up with you and 'ol girl?"

The contractor: "We're kickin it. Told her I'm leaving town after this contract, but she's down for expiration dating till then."

The contractor's real friend: "Damn, dude. I tried that shit with 'ol girl, but she beat me with one of those eufeminisms."

(See 'ol girl)
(See eufeminism)

by murdadrum January 04, 2014

loosely dating

More than friends but not quite in a relationship so both are still considered single yet are some what together

No we are not really together were just loosely dating

by Loonygoon October 17, 2015

Date baited

The act of someone asking another out as a practical joke for them to accept.

He got date baited by Karen
Karen- "will you go out with me"
Him- "sure"
Karen- "Just kidding your one of my best friends"

by father.louis March 03, 2019

ipod date

The act of two people sharing what is on their iPod.

Me and Julie iPod dated last night. I decided not to stay with her when I found out she had some Miley Cyrus on her iPod.

by BenderRobot June 07, 2010

fun date

a date with no long term commitments.
two people who have fun together who wanna hang out who maybe like each other but don't want the pressure.

Disclaimer: make sure both parties are on the same page!!

Is this a fun date or a real date?

Sam: Do you wanna go on a date with me?
Madison: I'll go on a fun date!

by Bettie's Barn April 13, 2018

Exclusively Dating

When stubborn people don't want to say they are dating, but in reality they are.

Mason and Michelle are "exclusively dating", even though they are a couple by now.

by The Gay Boyfriend December 05, 2018

sim date

an online dating game that proves you need a real relationship.

bob- have you played the new "sim date" game?
anne- omg. you seriously need a real girlfriend

by mypseudonymisasecret November 09, 2009