Chop

Term of endearment similar to "dude", "homey", "pal".

What's goin' on, chop?

by EBrizzFaShizz September 5, 2019

Chop

A "chop" or "club chop" is a karate chop motion performed to the neck whenever somebody says something false or ridiculously stupid. Chops are not to be dealt on jokes or any opinion based matter. If somebody falsely chops another person, the victim of the false chop receives 10 chops for being falsely chopped. A chop can only be performed on a question if the question is so unbelievably stupid that they must pay for their stupidity. If somebody calls for a chop and the defendant disagrees with a reasonable argue meant, they chop may be decided weather it is granted or not by a 2/3 vote (all voters in the party must be unbiased and make a fair decision based on the rules of the chop, no exceptions)

Zack: Did you know that George bush brought the horses to America in the 1800's?
Mark: Chop, are you stupid? *executes chop*

by mark_shark June 6, 2016

Chop

One of the sexiest guys you will ever have the pleasure of laying your eyes on.

We all know a chop in our lives. ;)

That man is sexy!

Nah he's my chop.

by Peanut Man 3 February 4, 2020

Chopped

To get a haircut.

"Yo, I HAVE to get chopped today!"

by _itsDMoney_ November 26, 2016

Chop

“To chop” basically means you’re smoking weed

Stoner 1: “Surely come for a hell mad chop.”
Stoner 2: “Fucking oath”

by alaskaseas March 5, 2018

chopped

to be have your extra dick skin cut off,to clip your sheath,to make sure you dick is free of all extra flesh.

I had myself chopped because my penis looked like a garden hose.

by yetti March 25, 2003

Chop Chop

Slang term for illegal tobacco, either stolen or sold by the farmer himself under the table to avoid taxes.

Chop chop is very cheap. You can get a shopping bag full for about $50.

by William Friesen September 30, 2005