Michael

A Michael is an absolute dick. He can be funny at times, but doesn't seem to understand anyone. He makes the worst boyfriend possible. He will only make matters worse. He is kinda sticky and leaves an odd after taste after kissing you. He is just about as smooth as an 80 year old man. He CAN be cool, but that's pretty rare. He's obsessed with video games and you have to pry him out of his house. Michael's can be decent friends as long as you don't tell them any personal stuff.

Bob-I haven't seen Michael in a week. Is he still alive?

Sara-Yeah, he's just been playing some video game.

by Absolutetrash77777 August 3, 2017

michael

the average run of the mill name. Common and Boring.
name your kid michael so he can be just like everyone else.

michael is a common boring average name

by slayerr August 30, 2007

Michael

Michael: a hockey loving person who likes things shoved up his bum. Handle with care, any skin on skin contact will result in Michael having a hissyfit and being a complete douche canoe. Not all Michael's are like this though; only the Michael variety whose last name is Rand

Jon: Wow that kids crying even though i just poked him
Bob: ya, he's such a Michael

Billy: wow your such a douche canoe
Jimmy: Pshh, your such a Michael Rand

by TruthAboutMichaelRand December 7, 2010

Michael

Viki

A person who loves Michael

by Loganmatthew111 August 31, 2019

Michael

when a guy ignores you for weeks after he gets upset

Lisa: how are things going with Luke?
Janet: Um, I called him out on his aggressive attitude and now he's pulling a Michael
Lisa: aw poor you

by redrubyroses May 25, 2018

Michael

Michael a big tall nigga that if you fuck with him you will regret it but if you his nigga you straight he will protect you and make sure you get what you need

Ayo who tf is Michael?
Oh michael is the person you should be cool with

by Lil big mike January 13, 2020

Michael

A Nigga be like cute and hot

Woah that michael is really black

by M0wpguef9 November 2, 2019