22 november

International spoil your girl day

What is he doing ?
He’s surprising his girlfriend.
Why ?
It’s 22 November, international spoil your girl day!!

by Itsyaboy.backatitagain November 14, 2019

June 22

National spend time with your sister day 🌸
National Birthday Day!!! ✨💀🥳

hey! It’s your birthday June 22nd ✨ Happy Birthday Little Sister !!!

by Miss.Eminem October 19, 2019

June 22

International Shove Your Dick In A Man Day

Hey Stevie is june 22 open up!

by TheLordAndSaviourJebus May 14, 2021

March 22

March 22?? Apart from Mcr breaking up.
March 22 is the best birthday ever! Jam out to Mcr all day and chill. Sounds like a rocking birthday to me.

Person 1: Ay yo, when’s your birthday?
Person 2: March 22?
Person 1: You lucky little shit

by Definitely.not.who.you.think January 2, 2018

Catch-22

The word Catch-22 was coined from the Joeseph Heller novel "Catch-22", a humorous satire about WWII pilots. Catch-22 is used when pilots try to get out of bombing duty. It is military law that anyone insane is allowed to be ejected from the army on honorary-leave. However, if the pilot asks to be ejected because he is insane, that shows personal concern for his own safety, and thusly he must not be insane, and connot leave. This ensured that all pilots could not get out of the military on charges of insanity. There are no other catches, just Catch-22.

Today, Cath-22 generally refers to:

1. A situation which will deal negative results no matter what choice is made.
2. The WWII book which deals with this catch and carries the same title.
3. The rock band

1. "If I leave, my parents are going to kill me, but if I don't, my girlfriend will dump me. This is a real Catch-22."
2. You should read Catch-22 by Joeseph Heller. It's very funny.
3. I just saw Catch-22 live last night!

by Gretel MK II September 21, 2005

22

asking to get one's stuff

A is smoking a joint
B wanna smoke
-B: "22"
-A: Here!
And B gets the joint (theoretically)

by areyoucopsorwhat August 24, 2003

22 may

Gemini season is on.
People born this day are known to fuck shit up and be the quirkiest mf out there. Intelligent af, true geniuses.

go own the world bbys

Random guy: What is it about him?
Girl: He’s in 22 may, another gemini. Gotta love it

by psychotropic February 18, 2021