May 15

Kiss your bestfriend day

"Yo is May 15, Better kiss your bestie"

by Gay_Hobo717 May 14, 2023

May 15

National give you gf you hoodie day!!

Jake: you want my hoodie?
Carla: i was gonna take it anyway because its May 15!

by 223454numbers May 14, 2023

May 17th

You must say happy birthday to someone called fran/franny/franchesca/francis even if it isnt their birthday, you must say happy birthday to them.

I bet you it will either make them happy or confused.

"Happy birthday fran/franny/franchesca/francis"
"Why did you say that?"
"Because its May 17th!!"

by Hjfmfds May 15, 2023

may 16

National let your boyfriend suck your dick day PLEASE

Hey it's may 16, lemme get down there

by ilikemenwithnoballs May 16, 2023

dit me may

fuck your mom in vietnamese

"dit me may Thai", "dit me may Francis"

by alexandeurtwentyfive July 11, 2023

May hart the fart

My besteee

May hart the fart is the best

by TheMotherFuckingBeauty July 20, 2023

this may contain side effects

When you hear this on a medicine ad, you're done for.

'Buy Your Mom's anti cry pills for your entire family! This may contain side effects...'

"W-w-w-what are t-they?"

'DEATH'

AAA DONT DO THAT

by ༼;´༎ຶ ۝ ༎ຶ༽༼;´༎ຶ ۝ ༎ຶ༽ July 22, 2023