lactose monster

you have GIGANTIC KNOCKERS!! they are full of milk and more than likely sling around when you walk.

Your boobs are gigantic! If we were in a horror film they'd call you the lactose monster.

by agj.8.4 March 26, 2023

seat monster

a seat monster is when someone’s ass takes up the whole chair

omg kim kardashian is a seat monster.

by iluvethangarcia March 28, 2023

My Singing Monsters

a game made by some Canadian people that blew up in 2013, died in 2016, then came back because of "DABLOONS"

Bro #1: Yo, remember My Singing Monsters?
Bro #2: Yeah! Jesus, I haven't heard that name in years...

by The Guy with Bad Explanations! March 30, 2023

Semen monster

A person who’s loves to have multiple black partners and they take turns releasing semen inside of them.

I got a semen monster for use tonight(New York slang)

by Htdghhjh April 1, 2025

monster

:a mythical creature that is evil
(Can also describe someone who is evil)

“That guy is a monster”
“I’m bout’ to kill that level 100 monster”

by lebronjames’s “dic”tonary April 23, 2025

Reality Monster-y

Because, unlike Jordan Peterson, I know that your asking whether or not I'm willing to make an affirmative claim regarding a creator deity.

Hym "That being said... It is a little reality monster-y though... It would be a shame if it didn't. Can't kill it if it doesn't exist. So, yeah, no but I hope so. I also don't care."

by Hym Iam May 5, 2025

MIF Monster

Scoring every single item to the bare minimum required to pass like it's your job. If the bell curve was mount Everest you'd be at the peak. Mediocrity is what gets you out of bed in the morning. South Field beckons.

He's going helos for sure... an absolute MIF Monster

by Borderline_Savant May 8, 2025