Absolute Gigachad of a Human being. Owns his own machine shop and has 25 girlfriends all from Argentina. Loves Trains and your mom more than anything in the world. Also enjoys a good forklift accident, the more violent the better.
by anonymous December 1, 2023
Get the Chris Huffmanmug. The thoeory that theres tiny silly Chris's hiding around every corner of your house. Chris like to flip over desks when angy and they tend to be little. They dress in bikinnis when feeling silly. Theyre like little garden knomes, they soawn in the masses and peep theres itty bitty heads through windows when alone. They typically wear champion shirts and vans. They gather in groups and attack by viciously jump up and down to create a decoy, then the leader Arreola tears the opponent down
by CusinFurry September 14, 2022
Get the Chris A theorymug. He is the definition of perfect, he makes you feel like your the only one he cares about. He is very sweet and can be attractive, most importantly he is the most sweet, funny, optimistic, handsome person you’ll ever meet. ❤️
Chris is the love of my life.
by bigdogbutthole September 17, 2019
Get the Chrismug. by Big Chris December 2, 2019
Get the Chris Johnsonmug. Chris, ahh, chris, he is the best and funniest person you will ever meet! He always will know how to make you laugh even when you are crying your eyes out. Chris can make anything funny and better. Even though chris is very sensitive, he will always be there for you. He might end up blocking you once or twice, but he will end up loving you. Chris's give the best hugs, especially from behind. Chris is extremely portective, but in the cutest way possible. Overall nicest, cutest, and most lovable boy you will ever meet. Unless your name is amanda rebecca or autumn/summer
by theonlystyledgirlinhergrade January 27, 2020
Get the Chrismug. Chris is a ugly person. No girls like him he’s most likely to scare a girl away. If your a Chris your parents are most likely divorced.
by Mirag November 8, 2020
Get the Chrismug. The man who loves Allah and loves to lecture his students on how Darwin is a fool and how he is the Antichrist , and Chris hates evolution. Chris favorite food is his famous dog poop sandwich, which consists of moldy bread moldy cheese, and of course , dog poop and with a whiff of skunk . Chris has a son named Allah ACKBAR, which looses all the time in airports
by Biggest tips fan August 13, 2025
Get the Chrismug.