This person usually has maxed out his friends to 5,000 people he doesn't know. He rambles on all day about his activities in order to drum up attention and build his business. He kisses the ass of those he think can help him to the extent he causes them to believe someone is FB attacking them. He spends every waking hour trying to call everyone he knows (and even people he DOESN'T know) under the guise he is "exposing" this so called perpetrator, when in fact he is using the situation to increase his own popularity and contacts.
What is up with that Facebook Kiss Ass? Doesn't he have anything better to do then to try to appear to be a hero? He pretends to be sticking up for someone, when he is really kissing their ass and takes on the mission to take down this perpetrator for his "friend". He status chases the "perpetrator" and reports back to everyone on this persons posts, like a little minion. He attempts to spin their posts into negative attacks on his "friend". Funny because they all are just using him for information and think he is fool for wasting so much of his time on this crap.
by Are u a FB Kiss Ass? November 10, 2009
Get the Facebook Kiss Assmug. When a individual who suffers from facebook Fever has trouble accessing the facebook website resulting in a onslaught of verbal profanity and or physical damage to the offending computer or its components.
When my girlfriend (who has a bad case of Facebook Fever) couldn’t access her facebook login she exploded with "Facebook Rage." A verbal tirade laced with excessive profanity well simultaneously slamming the computer mouse over and over again against the computer desk.
by Harry James-Parker December 2, 2010
Get the Facebook Ragemug. When you nonchalantly change from your Myspace window in your computer to the Facebook window. Usually people are doing stuff they really shouldn't be doing on Myspace (as fun as that is) and Facebook is a good parent-friendly site. What they don't know, won't hurt them.
"Emily, what are you doing on the computer?"
*Mom Walks Over*
*FACEBOOK-COVER*
"Oh, nothing Mom. Just signing out of Facebook."
*Mom Walks Over*
*FACEBOOK-COVER*
"Oh, nothing Mom. Just signing out of Facebook."
by DancinggXQueenn November 22, 2009
Get the Facebook-Covermug. Purposely posting a facebook status or commenting on a friend's status to invoke more comments. Also known as 'fishing for feedback'.
FB status: facebook fodder - Tell me about the worst driving you've ever seen
FB status: facebook fodder - I have 3k to spend on a week long vacation; any suggestions?
FB status: facebook fodder - When I first met her, her smile was like a question I wanted to spend the rest of my life answering.
FB status: facebook fodder - I have 3k to spend on a week long vacation; any suggestions?
FB status: facebook fodder - When I first met her, her smile was like a question I wanted to spend the rest of my life answering.
by HNH-B151 April 13, 2011
Get the Facebook Foddermug. Someone who sends many friend requests too people that they have ZERO mutual friends with. Sends requests to people that live in the other side of the country, Takes a million photos and have many profile Picture. A person who rights a new status 5 minutes. Gets married multiple times and Always looking for attention, etc.
by JohnDoe93 August 16, 2011
Get the Facebook Fiend.mug. Dave: Dude, I found my car
Fred: cool
Dave: Dude, stop putting monosyllabic and disyllabic responses, it's pointless.
Fred: OK
Fred: oops
Fred: Sorry
Dave: Looks like we're stuck in a facebook loop again.
Fred: This conversation is so meaningless
Dave: I am aware.
Fred: Good.
Fred: oops
Dave: *facepalm*
Fred: cool
Dave: Dude, stop putting monosyllabic and disyllabic responses, it's pointless.
Fred: OK
Fred: oops
Fred: Sorry
Dave: Looks like we're stuck in a facebook loop again.
Fred: This conversation is so meaningless
Dave: I am aware.
Fred: Good.
Fred: oops
Dave: *facepalm*
by Trevor James Aloyssius Murphy April 18, 2010
Get the Facebook Loopmug. A person, usually overweight & out-of-shape, that always posts on facebook when they're working out (& often exaggerates their accomplishments).
John: "Just finished 5 hours at the gym."
Brian: "You Facebook exercibitionist! You've never even looked at a gym for that long."
Matt: "Just ran a marathon in 2 hours."
Brian: "That'd be a record for someone your size, you Facebook exercibitionist."
Jen: "Off to do yoga, then on to insanity cardio & P90X."
Brian: "I know you're trying to attract a man, but don't be a Facebook exercibitionist."
Brian: "You Facebook exercibitionist! You've never even looked at a gym for that long."
Matt: "Just ran a marathon in 2 hours."
Brian: "That'd be a record for someone your size, you Facebook exercibitionist."
Jen: "Off to do yoga, then on to insanity cardio & P90X."
Brian: "I know you're trying to attract a man, but don't be a Facebook exercibitionist."
by Johnny Drama Johnson August 21, 2011
Get the Facebook exercibitionistmug.