teaching grandma to suck eggs

Teaching some process which should already be known, especially to a person who should already know it.

"What does this woman think she's doing? Teaching multiplication to a Calculus class is like teaching grandma to suck eggs!"

by Douglas Baker August 4, 2005

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Suck My Big Toe

A comeback for woman who are being picked on by men.

Billy: "Your a Bitch...!''
Rachel: "How about YOU SUCK MY BIG TOE?"

by CourtneyisAwesome September 29, 2008

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you fucking suck at life

Is a sentence used in jest or seriousness describing an individual not doing well in life; Especially in the areas of career, love, finances, personal problems and the like.

"look at you man!, you're a fucking wreck: you lost your job, your wife, you are in serious debt, and smoking crack non stop!...I'd hate to say it, but you fucking suck at life!!"

by mackadilly June 4, 2008

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a phrase used in situations where a person finds to be frustrating- used in the same context as 'suck my dick/cock'.

most commonly used in the IB by IB students as their brain deteriorates into mush.

person a :fuck off
person X: suck my parabola
person b: you're strange- i no longer know you

by ibstudentwooh May 21, 2009

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suck it outa the shag

In beer pong, the act that must be performed by a player who throws a pingpong ball so vigorously at the opposing player's cup that the cup spills and the contents of said cup are spilled onto the carpet.

Boy 1 throws the ping pong ball at Boy 2's cup, and the cup spills.

Boy 1 - "Uhh... What happens now?"
Boy 2 - "Just fill the cup up and drink it, but just know usually they'd make you suck it outa the shag!"

by Lukeapotomous January 23, 2011

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