6 week rule

when a buddy is goin out with a chick and she dumps him you have to wait 6 weeks or untill he gives you the all clear.

bobby likes sarah, why doesnt he just ask her out? sarah went out with bobby's friend jim, so hes waiting for the 6 week rule to expire.

by yeacool January 08, 2007

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Rule #8

Rule #9 is incorrect

1: Rule #8 doesn't exist. That's rule #9
2: But rule#8 says that rule #9 is incorrect
universe: *explodes*

by Officialmuffinman May 19, 2018

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continent rule

The idea that if a person has a significant other on different continent, that person is technically single.

Conversation occurs in the U.S.

Jose: Hey by the way, Trina has a boyfriend back home in Norway.
Rea: Why should I care? Continent rule!

by Jans Herrsmann October 16, 2010

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The Hat Rule

The absolute 100% accurate observation that anyone wearing a hat, any head covering by definition, while operating a motor vehicle is a horrible driver and is within moments of doing some stupid, dangerous, inconsiderate or a combination of.... Within moments.
A hat within this definition is literally any head covering, from caps to wigs to turbans, yalmulkas, tupees, hoodie, literally anything.
This rule was first observed by Nemat B who passed it to his daughter who passed it on to me as a teenager. C. 1987

That jerk just cut me off without signaling... Oh they are wearing a hat. The hat rule! Figures

by The Goochie April 22, 2022

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