poop sock

a poop sock is a sock filled with poop. don’t let mommy find it. it is normally hidden under a bed.

god smut mom found the poop sock

by Choccomon March 3, 2019

Fluffy of socks

All those socks left after all other clothing items are retrieved from the cloths drier.

I have a Fluffy of Socks left in the cloths drier.

by FluffySocks November 21, 2018

beefaroni sock

Much like a beef sock, beefaroni sock is the same, except it's a term for Chef Boyardee's monster spaghetti shlong.

"I want Daddy Boyardee's massive beefaroni sock up my ravioli"

by 🆎 April 18, 2021

Sock Disrespect

When someone insults the color, style, or quality of construction of your socks.

Eric: "You've had enough to drink", -begins dragging Pete away from the booze-

Pete: -Noticing Eric's knee-high scarlet socks, deals out some Sock Disrespect-"Fuck you and your socks!"

by Sophisticated Gremlin May 14, 2012

sock fishing

When you try to find matching socks in the dryer. Oftentimes you find a sock you like but finding it's mate can take a long time of dipping in to the batch and fishing out less liked ones.

"Sorry I'm late for work. I couldn't catch a thing sock fishing."

"Honey, I'm starting more wash because the sock fishing pool has dried up."

by austinhaws March 15, 2009

Sock

A phony facebook profile used for trolling

Me:"That chick is hot"
You: "Its a sock acount"
Me: "even if its just a sock, id still cum in her".

by Bonezybonez May 30, 2017

Emergency socks

That pair of old socks on your dresser you only put on when you're in a hurry and can't spare the time to find another pair.

Bro 1: Dude you got ready quick.

Bro 2: Yeah, I saved a bunch of time by putting on my emergency socks.

Bro 1: Nice~.

by Mathlete007 August 30, 2015