swamp donkey

a nasty, ketamine addled, white, dreadlocked, trustafarian, uppermiddle class, fool who can be found lying in his or her own sick at free partys all over the uk.

also known in bristol as "swampers"
look at that dirty swamp donkey hes shat himself..
by big skeng October 14, 2011
mugGet the swamp donkeymug.

rubber donkey

When you put a condom on a donkey then you fuck it
Elle really wanted to rubber donkey on Christmas Eve
by Bigdirtyhairysancez666 October 22, 2015
mugGet the rubber donkeymug.

phat donkey

A girl with a big phat ass, that you can't resist staring at it whenever shes around you.
Hey bro check out that girl over there with the phat donkey, I wanna saddle up and ride!
by GhostWritter May 18, 2014
mugGet the phat donkeymug.

Isle donkey

A flight or cabin attendant that is as stupid as a donkey.

A flight or cabin attendant that acts like a jackass.

A poorly trained or poorly skilled cabin host or flight attendant, usually treats the equipment and or passengers poorly.
The isle donkey is kicking her stall again.
by Bosley May 2, 2018
mugGet the Isle donkeymug.

Floppy donkey cock

It’s a cock that’s has been used so much from a donkey it’s all floppy
Wow the donkeys cock is a floppy donkey cock
by Sparkiee July 27, 2022
mugGet the Floppy donkey cockmug.

Donkey Noodle

When somebody takes a pool noodle and inserts their human noodle into it and attempts to suck it from the other side of the pool noodle.
Johnny was donkey noodle-ing the other day.
by chuckenUwU February 2, 2024
mugGet the Donkey Noodlemug.

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