cookies milk naked pleasures

1. The best thing in the world, chocolate chip cookies, milk and naked pleasures, all at once. Pure heaven.

2. Simultaneously engaging in the activity of naked pleasures whilst eating cookies and drinking milk.

3. Watching pornographic films where substantial amounts of cookies and milk are involved.

Background:
Ventrilo chat conversation with Requiem the domme, Beretta the whore and Naru the pervert.

Naru: *insert perverted things here*
Requiem: =O You mean like... naked pleasures?
Beretta: Hahaha what's naked pleasures?!
Requiem: Surely you don't need me to explain?!
Beretta: Hehe I can guess.
Random Bystander: I want some cookies and milk.
Requiem: I want some cookies and milk... and naked pleasures!
Beretta: Cookies, milk AND naked pleasures? All at once?!
Requiem: YEAH! ^_^ Cookies, milk and naked pleasures! XD

Also see "Cookes, Milk and Naked Pleasures", "CMNP", "C.M.N.P"

Requiem: Beretta, the marines are going to try siege the halls, I will give you cookies, milk and naked pleasures if you'll lerk lift me to the jet pack room so I can take out their RT's now!
Beretta: Okay :D
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Requiem: Rue, eject the comm and you go commander. You're the only one leet enough to save this mess. We have four IP's and no advanced armory and the siege doors are about to open!
Rue: No!
Requiem: I'll give you cookies, milk and naked pleasures...
Rue: *sigh* Okay... *gets in comm chair*

by [LaFeeVerte]Requiem August 28, 2004

stay frosty royal milk tea

a fall out boy song on the MANIA album, nobody really knows what it means, but pete wentz said it was provocative. the lyrics are explicit, but the song is a bop.

brendon urie probably thought of the track title, as it contains "milk"

maya: so what's your favourite song on MANIA?
nick: stay frosty royal milk tea is a bop!

maya: patrick cusses so much though

by taertot January 22, 2018

ur dad gone no milk

when dad is gone because there is no milk but then it been 50 years he no here

jame: hi dad
dad: hi son
jame: where are you going dad
dad: getting milk
jame: wait dad n-
carl: ur dad gone no milk

by furry killer 69420 October 20, 2022

dip me in ya monday milk

Let's grab lunch on Monday

Person: we should hangout soon
Me : dip me in ya Monday milk

by Pandolishis December 15, 2016

Winner of the milk carton photo shoot.

Person you want to go away by any means needed.

That jerk is the proud winner of the milk carton photo shoot.

by localsirloco March 19, 2010

milk-fuck-junkie

someone who has a glass or two of milf every fucking day. also someone who has a glass of milk after they have been outside for a while and have gotton parched and need a beverage.

Joe: I'm sweaty and thirsty, i need a drink. I'm gonna have some milk.
Brian: Milk is for breakfast only you milk-fuck-junkie!!!!

by Bob Builder October 27, 2004

Ur dad went to get milk

I’m sorry but if someone says this to you there’s a %99.9 that ur dad left you…

Oh ur dad went to get milk! 😭

by Olilondonphobic May 20, 2022