Sock

Pretty much just a middleman for your shoe. However, socks had a bad experience with sandals in its childhood, therefore they don't get along very well.

Foot: "I'm cold."
Sock: "I've got just the guy for that."

"Hey shoe, I have a job for you!"
Shoe: "Sure, anything!"

by PrettyMuchThat'sHowItIs April 5, 2015

fuzzy socks

a pair of thick fuzzy socks that a man cums in and shoves into his partners mouth keeping her quiet.

He shoved the sticky warm fuzzy socks into her mouth and she was quiet.

by fuzzysocks May 3, 2021

Battle Sock

A sock used for male masturbations filled with male ejaculation

Oh hey I found my old battle sock.

by killjoygnomes January 25, 2025

Crossing socks

When one gay ties his penis in a knot

Im finna be crossing socks

by J rx jh fxbhhvgygv October 20, 2019

sock torpedo

A hot load, delievered by a meat head ,well and comfortable embedded in a sock (usually the right one)

Guy 1:Oh shit ! Dont touch this!!!
It got penetrated by a sock torpedo!!!
Guy 2: doin the "body snatchers" scream

by Kotschwan-Z September 1, 2021

Socks

A feet condom...

I WANT THE SOCKS THAT MY FRIEND HAS AHhhHHhHHH!

by SadBoisHours July 8, 2019

one sock, two shoes cruise

While driving, a male will remove one shoe, then sock, and then put the shoe back on the bare foot but placing the sock on his genitals to masturbate cleanly and discretely.

While being stuck in LA traffic, John decided to have a one sock, two shoes cruise to help pass the time.

by Mythattak May 22, 2017