Social Perogie

A Social Perogie is someone who thinks that their peers/friends like them and respect them, but in reality their peers only pretend to like them and actually do not enjoy their presence.

Jimothy: “Oh jeez, Michael’s here.”
Fonald: “Man, we have to stop pretending we like him or else he’ll keep coming over.”
Jimothy: “He’s a Social Perogie.”

by WebstersRafbot June 19, 2024

social construct

A term often used by lazy adolescents to dismiss concepts vital to modern society

A: you're 20 minutes late
B: Time is a social construct

by definition_pro1 July 1, 2024

social castration

(noun) the act of tone policing humor, beliefs, and other thoughts seen as politically incorrect, often using insults that demean virginal males to tone police.

Calling a guy an incel for saying most women are “looking for a man in finance, trust fund, 6’5”, blue eyes” is social castration.

by saintsundere July 12, 2024

social right

The part of the political Left that pretends to be socialist then systematically betrays the electors once their seats are secured.

The social right, which is supposed to be left-wing, gives more importance to governing than to the measures it will apply, and finds itself governing with the right for the right, despite being elected by the left.

by asceticfigure July 22, 2024

Social Vidiot

Social media influencers. Especially those that call themselves influencers, or those that try to obtain free goods/services by offering to influence potential buyers.

Social media influncers are nothing more than a bunch of social vidiots!

by KSparx July 27, 2024

Social Media Expert

You... Your defense... When people come at you for posting things that they don't like... Is that you don't understand how social media works... So... I mean, you've said it on several separate occasions... Like, you said 'I'm still trying to figure out social media' because it's like a mystery to you or something...

Hym "I mean, like a social media expert is like... The response to the words you said... You really don't understand things very well. Like, the words you said... Coincide with need for a social media expert... So... Do you not realize that? Honestly, I don't even think you don't understand social media. Think you're doing what you always do and are just making shit up because people usually just let you get away with it. Like... Yeah. But not me! I don't do that. So, yeah."

by Hym Iam August 10, 2024

social parisite

A lazy louty lay-about who hangs around da City Of Light and mooches off everyone he meets.

If da indolent sleazeball Caldwell Merchfield was to relocate to da general vicinity of da Eiffel Tower, he would probably become a major social parisite.

by QuacksO August 12, 2024