Robert Newman

Robert is a social studies teacher at EHS. He's known for crashing out due to misophonia, watching AI presentations, and celebrating Christmas at his annual block party.

Robert Newman just gave me 90 pages of reading, I'm not doing all this.

by benalmon08 December 11, 2025

Roger Belchworth

A person who is pathologically obsessed with bicycles. Measures all life decisions in gear ratios, tyre pressure, and marginal gains. Can turn any conversation - weather, food, politics, or relationships - into something vaguely related to bikes. Owns more cycling kit than normal clothes and refers to rides as "spins."

I asked him how work was and somehow ended up hearing about carbon frames for 20 minutes - absolute Roger Belchworth.

by Futsi Bear December 26, 2025

Jonny Roberts

When you do something in a video game of great pride, you find this in your pants.

OMG! QUAD HEADSHOT! I JUST DID A JONNY ROBERTS IN MY PANTS!

by IDontWantYouToKnowMyName May 26, 2010

Emma Robertson

A girl that feels the need to have sexual partners that all belong to the same name and often have the name Ali. Tends to enjoy going from eldest to youngest ..always quite a strange being. Also Emma Robertsons have a tendancy to live in countries that they are native to.

'she is such an emma robertson'

by crazygweilo October 25, 2010

Gillian Roberts

An amazing friend and great hockey player.

Wow that girl is such a Gillian Roberts

by Dudesome908098097 October 15, 2011

Roy Rogered

Hastily leaving a concert before the end of the encore to avoid lines exiting the parking lot, as well as at the closest rest stop (including a Roy Rogers).

Concert was weak and I was hungry, so we Roy Rogered it.

by KCJ-999 September 14, 2011

Maximillian Robert Macias

A super sweet, amazing, good looking, funny, awkward {in a good way ^.^} adorable guy(:

Allie: Will You Go To SADIES With Me?(: <3
Maximillian Robert Macias: __________ {?}

by SADIES:) January 1, 2012