Going comatose after the massive influx of information you experienced from checking all your social media apps.
Dave: Dude wtf r u?
Blake: Fuck bro idk! I was just checking my social media updates now i dont know what the fuck is going on!
Dave: ok chill man ive heard this before, your going through post scrollaxing. Stare at the wall for 15 minutes and you'll be fine. Then bring your ass to the stank lodge.
Blake: Fuck bro idk! I was just checking my social media updates now i dont know what the fuck is going on!
Dave: ok chill man ive heard this before, your going through post scrollaxing. Stare at the wall for 15 minutes and you'll be fine. Then bring your ass to the stank lodge.
by kiosk fart October 15, 2016
Get the Post scrollaxingmug. The Phenom of people suddenly gaining fame and being appreciated after they die even though they were ignored or disliked while they were living.
It often happens because when someone dies you don't have to acknowledge the bad aspects of them so you focus on what you like about them.
It often happens because when someone dies you don't have to acknowledge the bad aspects of them so you focus on what you like about them.
Van Gogh had a bad case of post-mortem adoration.
Damn dawg, if I was ignored in life but then gained fame and appreciation after I die, that would be post-mortem adoration
Damn dawg, if I was ignored in life but then gained fame and appreciation after I die, that would be post-mortem adoration
by melted paper February 11, 2025
Get the post-mortem adorationmug. *post pictures of girlfriend*
Girlfriend* awww how sweet
Guy* it’s National post your girlfriend month
Girlfriend* awww how sweet
Guy* it’s National post your girlfriend month
by CrustyTrashcan November 1, 2023
Get the National post your girlfriend monthmug. “I got Post Officed by my Boss today for stuff he never completed”
“I’m going to Post Office the guy as I fucked up but I’m not taking the heat for it”
“I’m going to Post Office the guy as I fucked up but I’m not taking the heat for it”
by PostmansHorizon January 11, 2024
Get the Post Officedmug. 20 years ago, Jacob thought he lost his prized bang-piece. Now, he has her back. Jacob for the post-score hookup!
by mistercocohead August 22, 2016
Get the Post-Score Hookupmug. by TheChocolatePig May 8, 2018
Get the The post-breakfast clubmug. (noun)
German for “Healing after the Beast.”
The systematic recovery process undertaken by an obedient husband
to restore his dignity, cleanliness and independence during the prolonged absence of a relentlessly oppressive, bossy wife.
German for “Healing after the Beast.”
The systematic recovery process undertaken by an obedient husband
to restore his dignity, cleanliness and independence during the prolonged absence of a relentlessly oppressive, bossy wife.
“Is Dr. Penguin doing better?”
“Yeah, Madame Penguin is visiting her family and his insurance company agreed to cover 14 days of Post-Badger Rehabilitation.”
“Yeah, Madame Penguin is visiting her family and his insurance company agreed to cover 14 days of Post-Badger Rehabilitation.”
by Missy Muff February 23, 2019
Get the Post-Badger Rehabilitationmug.