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Jake Paul

An Youtuber who does anything for entertainment. He does what he does for the fans (Jake Paulers). Sometimes he has gone too far, and now he know it. People keep hating him when he is trying to rectify his mistakes.

Don't hate him, help him become a better person.
by Jake Pauer September 16, 2017
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Paul

That kid that reads on the swing and falls off it backwards
Went to the hospital for a broken finger when he was lying on the ground with a “broken neck”
HIP genius
Giving Zenchang a run for his money
Did you hear about Paul?! He’s the guy most likely to break his finger on a swing.

Paul: I am genius since my hair is big.

Everyone: stfu Paul
by friend Name Last Name October 17, 2019
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Paul Philippe

- Hi Paul Philippe, you look perfect today!
- please stop spitting facts we already know.
by Im_thicc_asf June 5, 2021
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Jake Paul

The biggest retard ever. Who thinks he is rich but lets be real here he's not.
Dude, you just pulled a Jake Paul
by Lil Retard boiyo October 29, 2019
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Paul Willingham

A genuinely awesome person and a dank memester.
-Watcher of memes
-Judger of steam games
-Stabber of backs
"Paul Willingham is a dank memester."
by Badunf February 5, 2017
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New - Paul McCartney

Don’t look at me, it’s way too soon to see what’s gonna be, don’t look at me, all my life I never knew, what I could be, what I could do, Then we were new ooooooooooooooooooooo

You came along, and made my life a song, one lucky day, you came along just in time well I was searching fora rock, you came along then we were new. We can do what we want we can live as we choose: you see there’s no guarantee we’ve got nothing to loose don’t look at me, I can’t deny the truth. It’s plain to see don’t look at me all my life I never knew what I could be what I could do, then we were new ooooooooooooo
We can do what we want we can live as we choose you see there’s no guarantee we’ve got nothing to lose
Don’t look at me it’s way too soon to see what’s gonna be don’t look at me all my life I never knew what I could be what I could do then we were new oooooooooooooo
Then we were new
Now we are new

This song makes you feel like a fookin tortoise
It’s a song, you don’t sing songs in sentences

Arthur: hey lad
Me: *sings new - Paul McCartney*
It’s a great song, you should listen to it
by The ant nerd December 7, 2019
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small paul

A frequent liar with yellow skin and is very small. Is also extremely gay.
That guy is horrible! Why is he such a small paul
by Verb November 25, 2016
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