Christmas Cut-Off

The appropriate amount of time to start a relationship and have the obligation of bringing them home to the family for the holidays and/or buying gifts. The ideal date is a minimum of 2 months before the holiday: October 25.

Any relationship started after October 25 doesn't necessarily qualify as a mandatory invitation to visit the family or buy gifts.

If he doesn't get his act together, he won't have anyone in place for the Christmas Cut-Off and he'll be the only single loser of the family.

by TK403 September 22, 2014

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wifey cut

The hair cut a woman gets after she is married. Usually involves cutting most of the length off in favor of a bob, pixie cut, or shorter hairstyle.

After she got married, Melissa couldn't help but go and get her hair chopped into a bob; a traditional wifey cut.

by pinkblondie22 January 09, 2019

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by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim May 01, 2025

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Cut your rear bumper off

Implying you would like to cut off a man’s pants and motorboat a man’s bunghole

Come here good looking, let me cut your rear bumper off!

by PodiumFinish January 02, 2025

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Cutting that ass

A description of something that is really bothersome.

John: Let’s go outdoors and finish up that project we started yesterday.
Frank: Naw man, that cold wind is ‘cutting that ass’ and I don’t have a coat!

by Texas Shithouse Poet April 12, 2019

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