teaching grandma to suck eggs

Teaching some process which should already be known, especially to a person who should already know it.

"What does this woman think she's doing? Teaching multiplication to a Calculus class is like teaching grandma to suck eggs!"

by Douglas Baker August 4, 2005

Suck My Big Toe

A comeback for woman who are being picked on by men.

Billy: "Your a Bitch...!''
Rachel: "How about YOU SUCK MY BIG TOE?"

by CourtneyisAwesome September 29, 2008

you fucking suck at life

Is a sentence used in jest or seriousness describing an individual not doing well in life; Especially in the areas of career, love, finances, personal problems and the like.

"look at you man!, you're a fucking wreck: you lost your job, your wife, you are in serious debt, and smoking crack non stop!...I'd hate to say it, but you fucking suck at life!!"

by mackadilly June 4, 2008

suck my parabola

a phrase used in situations where a person finds to be frustrating- used in the same context as 'suck my dick/cock'.

most commonly used in the IB by IB students as their brain deteriorates into mush.

person a :fuck off
person X: suck my parabola
person b: you're strange- i no longer know you

by ibstudentwooh May 21, 2009

suck my asshole

My friend was being a bitch so I made him suck my asshole

shut the fuck up larry or your about to suck my asshole

by anal fistin yo mama October 1, 2018

Suck my woomy

This is the girl version of “kiss my pingus” and can be used as a insult or in a flirty manner.
A woomy is what girls have.

“Suck my woomy”
“Nyges!”

by AshlieKetchum May 22, 2018

William sucks ass

a william sucks ass is a perosn named william that sucks on assholes

a william sucks ass is a perosn that eats huge assholes and somtimes penis but moslty assholes
most williams are 11 and have a brother named ryan most williams are nice and gentile jk lol

by ncrfilmsisabeast July 22, 2020