when you're being pegged in the ass by a vibrating monster dildo while trying to take a shit, but you can't shit because your ass is covered by a dildo. this causes you to vomit up all the shit, and proceed to put it in a jar and freeze it for the next day. used the next morning as a stimulant for sexual arousal and prowess.
person 1: "hey babe, you wanna try the Mississippi Can Opener tonight"
person 2: "sure, just make sure you eat up before"
person 2: "sure, just make sure you eat up before"
by MississipiMenace December 21, 2022
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by Can49 November 22, 2021
Get the Canmug. When you give your having sexual intercourse with your partner and you finish all over them covering their body like a spray can
by JustCallMeL;) April 13, 2020
Get the Spray canmug. 
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by Quiefmister January 21, 2018
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by pcfbass November 14, 2011
Get the pigs can fly!mug.