old joe windy pants

either your a obsessed gumball fan (like me) and searched up old joe windy pants that nicole said in an episode, (specifically “the game”) and you’ve also searched up meat snowman surprise.

nicole: “yes it’s an old recipe, invented by my grandfather, old joe windy pants1!1!!1!1”
*family all laughs*

by a weirdo who likes tawog January 5, 2023

old one brown eye

the butthole of a cat

ted: i love to sniff the old one brown eye
zac: thats nasty....

by zacince July 21, 2014

Edgy Thirteen Year Old

Teenagers who have too many emo fandoms and spare time to fuck around with

Person 1: I just saw some kid wearing a Panic! At The Disco shirt.
Person 2: That's an edgy thirteen year old.

by SweetenerGrande June 2, 2018

ye old scally wag

a phrase used by pirates whenever you're lazy and stiff and old.

get up, olivia. ye old scally wag.

by ye old scally wag October 10, 2017

Old fashioned fuck boy

A guy who still holds open doors for girls and buys them supper on dates- but also fucks them and leaves them like a fuck boy.

He wasn’t like the other boys around here, he was an old fashioned fuck boy.

by Carebear98 November 15, 2017

Old dog new trick

Saying you can or can't teach something to someone once they've gotten past the time when they learned their ideals/ways. Saying you can or can't change someones mind about their long term opinions or beliefs. can be referring to a human as well.

A: my dog won't listen when I tell him to sit!
B: yeah, you can't teach an old dog new tricks.

A: but can't you just hear me out on this, B?
B: no! I made up my mind a long time ago.
A: *sigh* you can't teach an old dog new tricks.

A: I'm 70 years old but I just learned rock climbing!
B: you can teach an old dog new tricks!

by Rileyisafk December 18, 2022

60 year old hooker

Someone who is so single that nobody wants them and they will probably stay that way forever. Much like a 60 year old hook that is washed up and has several STDs.

Man I’m just a 60 year old hooker i guess

by Man fts February 3, 2023