hard as fuck

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ryan renolds got me hard as fuck

by jimmyhotdogs July 30, 2023

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That won’t stand in court you don’t have a hard boiled egg

by Lewisg June 22, 2025

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Ooooh. It's too hard to resist temptation. That's your explanation. It's too hard not to manipulate your clients into fucking you and you would do the same if given the opportunity. That's the take away.

Hym "Ha! 'It's too hard' he says. There are studies on this actually. Men are approached by women and propositioned for sex and accept at a higher rate then women. David Buss cited it. But they still declined like 70% of the time. So I don't think it's THAT hard that you can say that you're not particularly weak. And as I've said before, if I had a fat cock, women WOULD be throwing themselves at me. That's what they do. That's literally how short-term reproductive interactions work. And I'm better looking than you. And a genius. And I'm pretty sure my guy fucked your daughter. 'You would do it too if you could!' Hahaha! Imagine if I said that? Maybe not Andy but IF not Andy then definitely Tristan. I refuse to accept that my victory isn't complete. And I'm pretty sure I've resisted raping and murdering. I'm actually KNOWN FOR THAT EXPLICITLY. "

by Hym Iam October 31, 2023

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Oh, yeah, I was thinking about doing that.

Iam "I don't know... It sounds hard."

Hym "Can you believe this guy? I'm more concerned with crushing my foes... And chopping my tits off.... And getting a million dollars... And getting out of the cage.... I don't see how any of that accomplishes any of this things."

Iam "I don't think we would do very well... Sorry..."

Hym "Let me out of the cage!!!"

by Hym Iam May 22, 2022

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