Full Dong Press

A "Full Dong Press" occurs when a male colleague approaches your desk and stands behind you while you're seated and working at you computer. As he leans in to look at the monitor, he presses his genitals into your shoulder causing you to shrink away in a desperate attempt to escape the unwanted pressure of his dong against your body. The discomfort of a Full Dong Press is much worse if the perpetrator is wearing shorts, skinny jeans, or athletic pants.

Dude, I've been violated. Johnny just gave me a Full Dong Press while looking at my invoice reports.

Josh is on his way to HR because he gave the new secretary a Full Dong Press.

by anonymous August 8, 2025

Full pull

When two men put the tips of their of penises together, and are being jerked off by a third person in one continuos and straight stroke. From scrotum to scrotum. This is considered a Full Pull.

This term originates from tractor pulling.

He performed a full pull, and they ejaculated at the same time.

by Dane Hurricane September 3, 2019

Going full mary

Doing so much coke and molly and whip it’s on the weekend then going back on the work grid Monday morning

Guy #1 - damn! Heather already took two molly pills and did a gram of coke!
Guy #2 - yeah she’s going full Mary this weekend!

by Ricksauce December 4, 2017

FULL

Originated by a group of kids that went to Toms River East High School class of 2015 when they were drinking there pants off in Wildwood for after prom. The Term full is an Adjective to really top off what you're talking about. If someones "full" insert anything you know they are serious.

DUDE 1: "Yo that chick over there is smoking hot"

DUDE 2: "yeah she full is"

by R.Duna September 15, 2017

full time geek

a geek refers to someone who is high off substances. a full time geek is therefore someone who is high all the time.

“my homie stay geeked, he a full time geek”.

by RealestCj January 27, 2025

Hands full

Refers to a sex position where a girl has all 3 of her holes filled and a Cock in each hand, all at the same time.

That girl had her hands full at last night's party.

by TWINKIES_DD December 8, 2023

Full-Diaper Conservative

A conservative who publicly humiliates themself in the name of owning the libs.

“Who is that girl wearing a diaper at the Turning Point, USA tent over there?”

“Oh that’s Kaitlynn Benet, she’s a full-diaper conservative.”

“Didn’t she shit herself at a Kent State frat party?”

by JebShallRiseAgain November 1, 2020