Freeing Slaves

Guy 1: "Hey man, where's Brad at?
Guy 2: "He'll be here, he's in the bathroom freeing slaves."
by mcdiggles95 September 27, 2023
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free r kelly

a phrase people say when a person wants to express his opinion which involves the rapper R kelly leaving jail
Mike: “what’s your opinion on the R kelly case?”

john:”man free R kelly he did nothing wrong”
by z2spring August 01, 2023
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free range porn

Porn magazines found at the side of the road, usually tossed :-) from car or truck windows and found lying in the grass.
Hey, was out walking today, came across a bunch of free range porn.
by Dajster April 08, 2016
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FREE CRACK!

WOOHOO LETS GO GET SOME FREE CRACK!
by cardboardboxeater February 17, 2023
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Free-diculous

When you get something for free- and it's ridiculous! Can be anything that is free but you find value in it. Could be something stupid like a set of stress balls that look like boobs that you'd win as a door prize.
Val: Did you get that free t shirt with sexual undertones from our vendor??
Scott: Yes! What were they thinking??
Val: I have no clue- but it's free-diculous and I like it!
by Val the Great January 11, 2013
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For all those food critics out there, It is when you get into a 3 Some MFF, you ration your demon seed(Special Sauce) into both of their cockpockets, so that it can be eaten as caviar when both FF 69, whilst you watch. No extra salt needed.
Last night shirely and annie participated in a Gluten free JP Special Sauce Sandwich with your dad, after fisting each other with a prosthetic arm, after dry humping the urn with your mothers ashes. Shirley swallowed, Annie spat it out and then did the dishes. It was a warm summers morning the dew glistened off the leaves, the ambiance of birds and other wild life echos in the valley, you are reminded, your mother was and always will be a titanic whore and the best toilet the german SS ever had.
by JizzalotofAUS December 27, 2023
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Free Ballen

Slicing your own testicles and filling the cavity with Tide Pods (or any other object or substance).
“Ey bru, you free ballen tonight?”
Slicing n Dicin’ my brutha. Straight clean like Tide, Son”
by MisAnthroPissed September 23, 2023
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