cut the mayo

To not be capable of a basic task

This guy can’t cut the mayo.

by James Washburn March 27, 2024

cut slut

a female, typically white cis, who cuts themselves for attention and will let any sympathetic bystander into their pants

"Bro, you really gotta stop messing around with that cut slut, you know she's not stable."

by adamsandlerballsack23 March 29, 2024

Dirty cutting board

Putting salmonella on one of your flatmates clean cutting boards as revenge.

Going to have give Joe a dirty cutting board after he nicked my pasta.

by Maddison Twatter April 1, 2024

Dirty cutting board

The act of putting salmonella on one of your flatmates clean cutting boards as revenge.

I’m going to have to give Joe a dirty cutting board after he kicked my pasta.

by Maddison Twatter April 1, 2024

fresh cut ass

Wordplay on fresh cut grass, it is when someone rips ass, but it smells oddly pleasant.

Dale just farted, that’s some fresh cut ass.

Looks like Ava ripped fresh cut ass.

by OilySaltine July 9, 2022

Cut them like a cat

secretly psychotic aggressive behaviour

if my friends are concerned about me I like it but if my family is I wanna cut them like a cat

by sunilpal July 14, 2022

Slinging stocks and cutting deals

Returning to your previous life of petty crime once you either completed your sentence for the same crime or you were charged but never convicted.

Paul Pelosi is slinging stocks and cutting deals. Lol.

by Sexydimma July 15, 2022