Chris

Chris is a stupid,dumb annoying kid who will bully you and harass you. If you are friends with someone name Chris RUN its not worth it to be in a friendship or realationship with the person.

MY bestfriend is Chris. OMFG you should get out of that realationship ASAP

by Leila Rivera February 17, 2020

Chris

Chris is the most wild person you’ll ever meet in your life. He is a very adventurous type of dude and love every minute. Chris will never cease to entertain you because he is literally unpredictable. He is an extreme alcoholic ...I mean an alcoholic the type of that black out and wake up with know knowledge of the previous night of events. All in all Chris is one of the most awesome friends you could ask for.

Yo Chris did you forget what you did last night ?

Wooooooow Chris got me weak rn with his craziness.

by REMNANTTHESAUCELORD3000 August 5, 2020

Mechanical Chris

When you pin a person down into the doggy style position, spread their anus out with metal clamps, rub butter on their asshole walls as you pour hydrochloric acid and take a sandpaper dildo wrapped in barbed wire and go to town on them.

“Timmy, I swear to god if you don’t clean up your room I will give you a mechanical chris”

by MechanicalChrisLover May 25, 2024

operation jingle jangle chris crangle

fuck idk i got it from matt rose

my fav movie is operation jingle jangle chris crangle
no it's not

by PikaboyMOD February 4, 2022

Chris Baker

Chris baker is an amazing man. He’s charming, Sweet, Tough, Funny, and will always stick up for the people he cares about. He’s been through A lot but never shows anyone that side of him. He puts everyone in front of himself and that’s cost him a lot but he’s came a long way and is strong as ever because of it. He has beautiful brown eyes, and gorgeous brown hair. He’s tall. He’s everything you could ever dream of. He’s goofy but calm. He can be rowdy but it’s always in a good way. He loves his family much more than he loves himself, but it’s because he can’t see what everyone else sees in him. He often feels as if he lost himself, but he can always make it back.

is that chris baker??

yeah, what a hell of a guy. :)

by Kworp754 November 23, 2021

ilias + taylor hater + chris + andrea

the best ship ever!

ilias + taylor hater + chris + andrea (also known as ililor hatisrea) is the best ship ever fr

by minteqii ya June 1, 2022

Chris

Makes the most unessecary posts on instagram and laughs at his own jokes when nobody understands it. Loves to talk about racecars or just cars overall.

Chris: guys guys look this new car design is so cool
Everyone else: dude we don't care

by （´∀`）ｂ October 27, 2019