Tesla cars

A car that every "car guy" aka stupid 5 year olds will brag about how tesla sucks and them mk4 supra is better and stuff

Very gud def not 5 year old car guy: tEsLa CaRs SuCk 1!1
Person with logic: shut the fuck up little timmy.

by Msdicksucker July 24, 2023

Internet Car

A vehicle, usually found on Instagram or TikTok, lowered to the point of almost un-driveability. These cars are usually built to look appealing for audiences on various social media sites but are often terrible and unsafe to drive in real world applications. They may have flashy 3 piece wheels and an expensive body kit, or may be mismatching stock wheels and multicoloured panels, or various states in between. These cars most likely have banners or stickers showing support to various car clubs or groups they are apart of.

Did you see how low that car is? How does it even drive??

That’s just an internet car. There’s no way it’s driven daily.

by stonce tiem August 17, 2023

the car mechanic

The car mechanic is a sex position where you put a bitch on a dolly, lather her in motor oil and suck on her blinker fluid (her titty milk) and fuck her in the ass until her pussy starts leaking windshield wiper fluid.

Guy 1: dude! This girl told me she wanted to try the car mechanic

Guy 2: Ahh man you’re a fucking player bro

by HalfPint77 December 27, 2023

The car ain't running

"The car ain't running" is a term used to describe when somebody's joke is severely unfunny, to the point nobody laughs.
Whenever someone says an unfunny joke, you can say it to tell them that it was not funny.

*Someone tells an unfunny joke*
"Hey bruh, the car ain't running."

by anonymous October 31, 2025

Silly Car

silly pictures/videos of cats on TikTok that might make you adore/laugh/jump in excitement ect.

Person1 : i wish cars ware teal
Person2 : you mean silly car?
Person1 : WHATT NOOOLKNAJXCBHDBYRGV BRGV R ZVrtrv yvhgbvfb ghdf bj er

by oh! thats not... February 16, 2024

Bulgarian Car Wash

Takes place in an old world Bulgarian Bath House, when sweating it out a sauana with old bulgarian men, and not only this... they rub their sweaty balls up against you.

After my workout I went into the Sauna and ended up with with a wet Bulgarian Car Wash.

by Not only this November 19, 2025

Car park girl

A girl who likes going in men’s cars and going too car parks too kiss and have sexual activity.

“She easy bro take the car park girl and lips her and do you thing she will do it for anyone bro “

by Yesthatsrightfool June 14, 2024