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pretty much what it sounds like. but in case you can't tell, it is a string of words you would use when you are running out of insults, or just for shits and giggles.
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by megalabob March 9, 2021
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!@#$%^&*() Yeet some useless nursery rhyme British soldiers made up to make fun of American ones too bad America won but American toddlers love it for some reason Yeet
Weird guy: Yankee Doodle Went to Town, Riding on a Pony, Stuck a feather in his hair and called it Macoroani
Me: What the heck is Macoroani
by laser_fox March 10, 2021
mugGet the Yankee Doodle Went to Town, Riding on a Pony, Stuck a feather in his hair and called it Macoroanimug.
a long fuckin burn that schools the shit out of any dis you get.
Bully: "Hey gimme some money lil bitch."

little bitch: "No u give ME some money ya mother fuckin' titty suckin' two ball bitch with flat granny boobs, face full of testicles, a ping pong pussy and a 2 inch crooked rubber dick with no balls or hair."

mother fuckin' titty suckin' two ball bitch with flat granny boobs, face full of testicles, a ping pong pussy and a 2 inch crooked rubber dick with no balls or hair:
"Shut up. JUST SHUT UP. (runs away crying)"
by Joey Jordison April 11, 2007
mugGet the mother fuckin' titty suckin' two ball bitch with flat granny boobs, face full of testicles, a ping pong pussy and a 2 inch crooked rubber dick with no balls or hairmug.

hair flop

Something that every long-Haired person had. It’s that wet hair that they leave on the shower walls.
Doctor: you have to stop eating your wife’s hair flop

Me: BUT IT TASTES SO GOOD
by FrappaCHINA June 5, 2021
mugGet the hair flopmug.

backass hair

(noun) when a person's body hair is visibly present, and continuous, from their neckline, down their back, and into the intergluteal cleft (or, in layman's terms, "ass crack"). Backass Hair is especially distinguished by its thickness of dark, coarse body hair.
Did you see Jamie's backass hair? It's so thick, you could probably braid it down her back!
by helix2go November 14, 2023
mugGet the backass hairmug.

Tit-hair

(‘tît hār) Noun. English (American).

A universally accepted unit of measurement that is equal to 1/10,000th of the width of the mark on your ruler that denotes a millimeter.

The tit-hair is a “Special” unit of measurement (akin to the pinch, dash, or dab) that can be applied universally to both the Metric system and the “American” system with no conversion factor. It can also be used with ANY measurement: distance, weight, volume, mass, density, temperature, etc., without a conversion factor.

Origin: approx 1948-1950 - Returning GI’s from WWII had invented the term as they were fine tuning their weapons. From rifles to tanks to artillery - this is how it developed such universal adaptation.
“This ribbon is about a tit-hair wider than 10mm.
by spinamutis November 12, 2023
mugGet the Tit-hairmug.

Bear Hair

When a girls pubicare is severly clumpy and tall, aswell as having cum, sweat and other substances all mixed
"Did you know Dayna has 'bear hair' its really gross!"
by themixerupper September 25, 2017
mugGet the Bear Hairmug.

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