Guy: what’s with all this traffic?
Other guy: it’s probably all these American tourists trying to get a picture of a swamp donkey off the side of the road.
Guy: fuck this
Other guy: it’s probably all these American tourists trying to get a picture of a swamp donkey off the side of the road.
Guy: fuck this
by Walkerjet April 11, 2020
Get the Swamp Donkeymug. by Johnson dingleberry April 28, 2024
Get the Donkey Pokemug. by natchbait June 6, 2011
Get the poop donkeysmug. An ugly, very obese female who can easily be mistaken for a man at times who attends parties they are not invited to for the sole purpose of trying to get with a man who is too trashed to defend himself. Swamp Donkeyness tends to start in high school due to rejection and continues throughout adulthood. Due to a lack of self-esteem, this female, as soon as she gets a hold of a man, will run off any and ALL of his friends regardless of their sex. She will grab him by the balls but continue to give him no pussy. Extremely jealous individual who will do anything to get a rise out of other females. Takes everything personal, even in the work place. This bitch is repulsive and will accuse everyone around them of being fake. Hopefully, if one of your friend's does get involved with this kind of an individual, they will realize she is a fat, ugly, worthless piece of shit and come crawling back to you apologizing and begging for forgiveness, but don't count on it. Swamp Donkey's will do anything to get their way... except put out.
by Here's your RISE September 6, 2010
Get the Swamp Donkeymug. by bigmandonkeysauce November 22, 2021
Get the DONKEY SAUCEmug. A Massive Small or Large mouth bass, commonly found in a pond as there is smaller surface area for the swamp donkeys to control.
Dale: You Catch Anything?
Me: Of Course Dumbass We Only Catch Swamp Donkeys Out Here
*Shows A Picture*
Dale: Damnnn That's Bass Master Classic Right There
Me: Of Course Dumbass We Only Catch Swamp Donkeys Out Here
*Shows A Picture*
Dale: Damnnn That's Bass Master Classic Right There
by DaleWithTheKlan69 May 6, 2020
Get the Swamp Donkeysmug. you're donkey is sweet.
by dockeyassholebutfacepussylickr November 1, 2019
Get the donkeymug.