Alaskan wet wipe

The act of ejaculating on a tissue, freezing it and using it as an ice pack.

John fell down stairs last night when he was drunk so I gave him an alaskan wet wipe to help his wounds.

by Wet wiper October 16, 2021

Mexican Wet Willy

When you finger someone after eating spicy food with your hands.

“Damn, Adam gave me a Mexican Wet Willy last night after we ate mango habanero wings. I had to douche with ranch to cool down.”

by SaraMrk June 25, 2021

wet tennis shoe

When you have really hot, wet sex.

Dang, last night Arielle was so wet during sex she sounded like a wet tennis shoe.

by Kjsbee April 20, 2017

wet gap crossing

When two heterosexual best friends are standing nut to butt and the guy behind pisses between the guys legs in front of him while giving him a reach around. But this is not gay because they are expediting the culminating event.

JT walks into the porta-potty to jerk off; his buddy MR. Bob walks in behind him and performs a wet gap crossing.

by Bob the builder #3 August 19, 2017

my wet monkey

Wet = slippery, juicy
Monkey = love box, pussy, pleasure place
So....My Wet Monkey is My slippery, juicy love box
Also an adult website I think

My Wet Monkey is a juicy, loving sexual pleasure box.

by Marli2 November 17, 2009

wet tea bag

Someone who engages in wet teabaggery.

Man, Jeffery is such a wet tea bag!

by slurpstur April 9, 2010

Juicy wet diamond

Vagina

Tim: Man.. i really need some I'm so horny that I'm having dreams about it now like last nigh---

Jim: Eww man.. i don't wanna know about your wet dream.. just go get you some girl's precious.. juicy wet diamond and get it over with!

by instan00dles July 20, 2010