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Ninja

People with unrealistic martial arts skills that wear black pjs
If you can’t beat Chuck Noris or Bruce lee in one hit, you are not a ninja

If you learned gymnastics overnight, you are not a ninja

If you can’t jump 100miles off the ground you are not a ninja

If you use “you’re” instead of “you are” you are not a ninja

If you can’t complete American ninja warrior in 10 seconds, you are not a ninja

If you eat 200 chocolate bars and chug 100 milkshakes and coffee cups at the same time, you are not a ninja. Also, you now have type 2 diabetes.

You get the idea: you are not a ninja
by Newah August 3, 2021
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Ninja turtles

What you think of when you look at the 50 cent The Massacre CD cover.
50 cent's CD The Massacre reminds you of the Ninja Turtles doesn't it?
by Solid Mantis February 7, 2021
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Ninja Writer

Someone who takes your writing ideas and publishes them before you have a chance to.
"You get that idea on screenplay yet?"

"nah, dang ninja writer already released a movie on it."
by NCrash December 17, 2011
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Ninja Bomb

The descrete and tactical act of taking a large poop in the upper tank of the toilet in someones house you really fuckin hate. No matter how much you flush or spray deodorizor..that stank aint going away.
This party sucks, im gonna ninja bomb it and head on out. See ya.
by Gdaiv747 September 15, 2019
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ninja typer

One who can type faster then they can talk at work.. and avoid getting caught.
Man... I can't keep up with this broad I met online, she must be a ninja typer!
by tim arm July 16, 2007
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ninja bunny

Just a change who can quietly and quickly get across the stage without being noticed.
He is a ninja bunny.
He was quick like a ninja bunny.
by Fast Ninja bunny January 24, 2018
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Ninja Kiwi Archive

A Steam application made and developed by Ninja Kiwi which is mostly for their OG games, aka the Flash games when Adobe Flash was about to decease. Games like Bloons TD, Meeblings, the old SAS: Zombie Assault games and much more including Zombie Trailer Park and such were in there.
"I have played the Ninja Kiwi Archive for quite sometime and it's quite a nostalgic trip to play all those old NK games."
by Otheruser325 January 20, 2023
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