twenty one pilots

for those who cry on the inside but dance on the outside

"did you hear that new twenty one pilots song?"
"yeah I cried, I mean danced to it last nite"

by kyl0R3n May 31, 2016

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No one gives a shit

When you really really want to emphasize that no one cares about something. Not only does it feel satisfying to say, it's a quick and easy way to shut someone down when they say something stupid or trivial.

Guy 1: My favorite color is white.
Guy 2: No one gives a shit.

by Dictionary-Man 2.0 December 07, 2021

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One upped

When a person has been playing video games constantly for more than five hours and seems to be in a state of intoxication.

"Dude, I got one upped on Counter-Strike last night."
"You need therapy."

by XeroHedgehog June 03, 2004

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Land one on the beach

To "land one on the beach", or "landed one on the beach" is to take a shit that is so big that at least half of its unbroken length sticks up out of the water of the toilet bowl and clings to the porcelain like a beached whale taking its last breath.

Dude, you've got to see this. I just "landed one on the beach", It was such a big shit it brushed my nuts when it finally broke loose and fell over. I love it when I "land one on the beach" I never flush those, so the next guy can see how insignificant his shit capacity is!

by Sall Matsaulu August 31, 2009

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