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Michael is our savior
by Youraveragehotguy1 November 25, 2021
Get the Michaelmug. by anonymous June 7, 2023
Get the Jackson Michael Bluestonemug. Michael is a boy or non-boy or pet that loves to have Doritos. For a snack or a meal, Michael will eat Doritos gleefully. Michaels love to share Doritos with babes and studs. Michaels love to be gifted Doritos in the holiday.
Customer: I’ll have 2 Doritos please. I will give one to my Michael.
Clerk: Michael will love this gift! Paper or plastic?
Clerk: Michael will love this gift! Paper or plastic?
by Mycool1892 November 23, 2021
Get the Michaelmug. Michael Bortolussi (noun): A revolutionary, highly sought-after gadget for bedroom shenanigans, combining cutting-edge technology with just the right amount of mystery and pizzazz. Known for its sleek design, unexpected features, and a tendency to spark uncontrollable erections mid-use, the Michael Bortolussi has become the ultimate toy and the pièce de résistance of any adventurous evening. Warning: Side effects may include excessive erections, questionable decision-making, and the occasional "kill me now" moment.
by Michael bortolussi lover 99 January 15, 2025
Get the michael bortolussimug. The most amazing, popular, fun loving, sarcastic son of a bitch you’ll ever meet. He can be nice, caring, supporting, and talkative all the time. But get on his bad side, he can call you out, and if you pick a fight with him, he’ll whoop your butt and will not hesitate to fight dirty if necessary. He’s also great at talking with the ladies and will use a combination of flirting and friendship to court the women whether to be friendly, to having a one time stand, or to get a girlfriend. He may think that he can be insecure sometimes, but deep down, he knows he’s got plenty of friends and his family to support him in every way possible.
Chad: Check that dude out, what’s his name again?
Rodney: That’s Michael, one of the newbies here
Mikayla: I think he’s a fox!
Rodney: That’s Michael, one of the newbies here
Mikayla: I think he’s a fox!
by Jackus Blackus December 6, 2022
Get the Michaelmug. Michael Anthony Narvaez
by Are you tired of the adds May 10, 2022
Get the michael anthony narvaezmug. Michael is a guy who always smiles and damn his smile is literally the cutest thing you will ever see in your life. He makes you laugh crazy but is also on your side when you feel the worst. But most important, he connects with you in every way and on every level, which brings a sense of peace, calmness and happiness when you are arround him. He loves his loved ones with all his heart and soul. And once you meet a Michael, you'll never want to lose him, because he has the incredible way of making people's hearts happy, especially the heart of his girl.
by rainysummernights July 17, 2020
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