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Davide

Davide is a funny and handsome guy with a mustache. He's an amazing friend and he'll always try his best to cheer you up and make you smile if you've got a bad day. He's creative... Well maybe kinda weird and crazy as well but he's got the best ideas! You can always count on him because he'll put his friends even before his own health. (STOP DOING THAT DAVIDE) Whatever, he's more of a spontaneous type of guy and he never wins a bet so sometimes he ends up looking like a clown, a wet clown... Well let's skip those details... Davide is actually just adorable because you can trust him with everything and he's really honest and loyal... A true buddy but he doesn't sleep... Like never... He's probably a zombie... A cute and lovely one tho :)

Treat your Davide well, he deserves it.
by Goodsoup69 November 21, 2021
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david

he’s the gayest purrrrson ever
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David

David has a huge cock
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david

david is a sexy beast
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David a brown

The worst school in wildomar, southern california, looks like a prison and smells like tuna cassarole, the education might be just as bad. full of mexicans and short white kids. just about as ghetto as main street
bro david a brown is assssss
by anonymous November 3, 2021
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David

the man with the biggest dick in his land, his penis is very large
Girl 1:"oh my god,is that BBD(BIG DICK DAVID)?"
Girl 2:"it must be nobodies penis in his size!"
by Bleah12121212 August 18, 2023
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David Mossed

Verb: To be on the receiving end of rug pull
The price has gone down by 90% over the last few months, therefore I have reason to believe that we just got David Mossed!
by 8xRugSurvivor May 19, 2022
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