Modified 5 Finger

A variant of the Modified 5 Finger Knuckle Shuffle on your piss pump whereby you drop three fingers, increase drag on the remaining two and add a double tug on the end while masturbating.

The Modified 5 Finger is quite satisfying and much less prone to arthritis inflammation.

by Pierced69 November 18, 2019

Level 5 Punishment

Level 5 Punichment is best described and portrayed in the action film, “The Passion of the Christ”.

Oh you shared the quizlet... You know that results in level 5 punishment right?

by Nwne November 4, 2018

Michellin 5 star Restaurant

Michellin 5 star Restaurant is a fun nickname for you friend named Michelle.

Me: "Hey Michellin 5 star Restaurant!"

Michellin 5 star Restaurant: "Kys"

by TakobSohreJenkhoff April 16, 2024

North of 5

North of 5 referring to a member of the opposite sex (generally a woman) that is more than a 5 out of 10 in attractiveness

“Hey bro you should definelty look her up for a hook up she’s north of 5.”

by Monkey-Mike May 27, 2018

2/5 Artillery

1. Rock Hard Battalion

Faithful and True
2.Oldest and best damn Artillery unit in the United States Army.

Don't mess with 2/5 Artillery! They will level your entire grid square and impregnate your daughter!

by Artysill September 18, 2018

Rule #5

You must treat the person who you are talking to with kindness and love (not romantically though)

Jacob was being mean to the person he was talking to yesterday, that breaks rule #5!

by AcogR6 December 23, 2021

Portal Radio 10 Hours 5:18:48:14

A YouTube video that plays the Portal Radio loop for 10 hours, After 5 hours, 18 minutes, and 48 seconds, The radio loop is interrupted by a half naked man who states "Time to do some push ups." He proceeds to go through a workout routine while simultaneously ripping ass. I mean actual butt hole destruction, like he makes lawn mower sounds from his ass.

Tom: Time to listen to my favorite video Portal Radio 10 Hours, I hope a man in his underwear doesn't interrupt 5 hours, 18 minutes, and 48 seconds in! Imagine if something happened to Portal Radio 10 hours 5:18:48:14 in!
King of Ass Ripping: J ͖̠̖̘̇̑̀͝o ̖͈̜͉̾̓h̴͉͂̇́n̴̞̲̣͓̕ ̟̐̃̚͜D ̱͌e̶̯̣̭̍̒̋͂ȩ̵̘̥̪̓̐ŕ̶͖͚̱̹͊ ̭̀̍̃͝T ̯̗̫̭͊̅͘r̶͕̾͐̎͠ã̶̝̖c ̧̄t ̰̻̌͑o ͍̂̃͂r̴͖̙͑̌ͅ ̵͕̎̓̈́Ă̵̦̰͐S̴̞̪̚͜ͅM̴̯̯̾̊R̴̦̘̤͐͐͛̀
Tom: GYATT!

by EL_PRO April 8, 2023