Don't stand in the midst of a crowded bar, don't hug and kiss strangers, don't take selfies with friends... because it could kill you. Yes, really. Lots of people already know this. It's called social duhstancing.
by Monkey's Dad June 18, 2020
Truman: The shovel was still in my hand when Ned said, "Well, can't you just get another pet?"
Brent: Take him to a doctor, he sounds like he's suffering from social dyslexia.
Brent: Take him to a doctor, he sounds like he's suffering from social dyslexia.
by BrentLabasan May 30, 2020
How's the revision going?
Not well, I've just lost 4 hours on social tedia...
"Hey, are you gonna to be much longer, we need to leave in 10 minutes?"
"I'll be down in a minute I wanna take a selfie and post where we're going...."
"Nooooo.... FFS stay off social tedia we'll never get out ...
Not well, I've just lost 4 hours on social tedia...
"Hey, are you gonna to be much longer, we need to leave in 10 minutes?"
"I'll be down in a minute I wanna take a selfie and post where we're going...."
"Nooooo.... FFS stay off social tedia we'll never get out ...
by Hodge Bop May 31, 2022
An activist who is motivated more by a love of conflict than by a desire to accomplish the (typically liberal) purported political goal. Whereas regular activists prefer to win without a fight, a social justice warrior prefers to fight without a win.
"I have to spend an afternoon sorting through my old Twitter posts. If I don't, some self-righteous social justice warrior might go digging and try to whip up a mob to get me fired for using a currently-disapproved term sixteen years ago when I was in high school instead of just privately asking me to remove it."
by IowanStill September 03, 2023
Hym "Not everything a social contagion! Holy shit what is WRONG with you people!? This is NOTHING MORE than 'the failure of the people who could have done otherwise.' That's it. HIDING THEIR SHAME. Trying to sweep this under the rug. It isn't a social contagion. It isn't a syndrome. It's YOU refusing acknowledge what is happening to ME and those people."
by Hym Iam April 06, 2024
Play on the word 'social media', with the term referring to the onslaught of psychological illnesses exacerbated by the era of smart technology and social media, including but not limited to: narcissim, anxiety, ADHD, entitlement, cyber bullying and malicious trolling, confirmation bias, toxic positivity, dopamine disorders, FOMO, communal stupidity (wanna eat a tide pod?), as well as faking disorders for views/likes.
Some people may find themselves actively avoiding the use of social media because they feel vulnerable to social mania.
Some people may find themselves actively avoiding the use of social media because they feel vulnerable to social mania.
A generation of children being raised on ipads and youtube has taught us that social mania is real, and that the negative effects of smart technology and social media are increasingly apparent.
by I3R0K3N7FEET May 17, 2023
A ideology that is Post Marxist, Anti Marxist and race socialist. This ideology was propped up intellectually by Drexler, Hitler, Darre, Backe and Feder. It is a bigoted race socialism that seeks a Germanic superstate that throws down the "Jewish Cartel of International Capitalists" and its guardian angels, the Marxists, to create a half agraian, half industrial utopia where socialism exists for the racially pure Aryans and no one else. It despises communism because it still is a form of capitalism for the Nazis. It was a grassroots and popular party among the German working class and worked with the political enviroment of Germany at the time. Its views on Veganism, Enviromentalism, solidarity, welfare and the supreme control of the means of production through central planning are rarely talked about seriously.
Normal Person:"Hey, I have been reading theory of National Socialism, and I see it as a form of consequentialist ideology like Marxism."
Illiterate Person:"Yeah, and the Democratic Republic of Korea is a democracy. Shut up Fash."
Illiterate Person:"Yeah, and the Democratic Republic of Korea is a democracy. Shut up Fash."
by Zandrus December 11, 2022