Social carnivore

Someone who is hungry for and desperate for a social interaction with someone else.

Timmy - Greg won't stop asking me to hang out.

John - Its because he's a social carnivore Timmy.

by Your urban friend November 4, 2017

Anti-socially Acceptable

1) Actions at home, not acceptable to be witnessed.
2) Things you only do when you're inside your home for an extended length of time, or when no one else is there to witness it

I think it's anti-socially acceptable to eat ice cream from the tub, or chocolate chips from the bag, when you're home alone.

by MimiGif March 31, 2020

social meter

When shriya gets tired of interacting with others or being social her social meter gets down

Like my social meter is down

by Idkwhatsit December 3, 2021

Social Tristencing

Similar to social distancing except you don't do it.

All the boys got Coronavirus man, it's been heavy!

But what about social distancing and stage 4 lockdowns?
Nah man I said I was Social Tristencing

by Jack Chat March 31, 2020

Horrors Of Socialism

Dahvie Vanity

Dahvie Vanity is the physical embodiment of the horrors of socialism

by Thorgorath November 4, 2022

Social Media Patronizing

Social Media Patronizing: When you see someone in person and they say “I love your content” but they never actually comment on or “like” your posts or other content (depending on how the platform works) because they feel they’re better than, and don’t want the actual association.

That is social media patronizing.

Social Media Patronizing: Hey Mike, haven’t seen you in a while… omg, I LOVE following you on LinkedIn (but you know this person has NEVER engaged with you, not even a “like”).

This is a very condescending response from the person you haven’t seen in a while and claims they love to follow your content.

by Ricardo Rico December 31, 2021

social Carlinism

The practice of not emotionally investing oneself in the grand outcome of humanity while approaching society as an amusing spectacle. This attitude was famously espoused by comedian George Carlin.

The preface to Brain Droppings is the best summation of the philosophy of social Carlinism.

by Jack Atrophy August 5, 2022