Snowed

An appropriate gesture to rude or idiot skiers that turn out in front of people without giving a care in the world.

Getting Snowed is when someone comes to a fast decline in speed while turning their skis or snowboard angled at the idiot, causing a wave of powdery snow to engulf the mentally inept skier

Skier 1"Some asshole back there almost took me out, so I snowed the shit out of them!"
Skier 2"Nice! Those idiots need to learn to not turn into people!"

by Some Educated Clown November 29, 2020

Minnesota Snow Globe

An act performed at the climax of penetration of any orifice. The male pulls out, pulls the females hair/head back, and vigoursly ejaculates on her face whilst shaking his hips and her head; creating a fresh, snowfall appearance upon the the face and chest."

"Dude, last night I met up with Nikki and yada yada whoopty whoop... By the end of it, I hit her with a Minnesota Snow Globe!"

by LoSGaReBeAr April 25, 2023

Minnesota Snow Angel

A game played by Minnesotans during the winter. It is generally played by Minnesota white boys who jump into a hot jacuzzi, and then proceed to run out and jump face down into the snow to see who lasts the longest.

John: What are you guys doin?!

Mike: Seeing who gets hypothermia by doing a Minnesota Snow Angel!

by Theeman4407 January 2, 2013

Snow hubby

The male equivalent of a snow bunny. A white male husband, boo, Bae etc.

Brad Pitt would make a great snow hubby. hubby

by Strawberry cupcake September 14, 2017

Snow Caps

When you’re frying Oreos naked and oil splashes on your nuts, so you sprinkle them with powdered sugar. Bam.

Jim had snow caps after he doused powdered sugar on his nuts during a naked Oreo frying incident,

by Luckan March 30, 2021

snow cone

a very white person, a girl who takes selfies with too much lighting her face is completely white, like a snowcone

Girl 1: "Emma looks like a fucking snow cone in her instagram pic"
Girl 2: "Typical white girl"

by freeteddybearhugs August 16, 2014

snow wife

A wife who likes to be a slut in front of her husband, or rub her sluttiness in his face. The wife likes the liberation of acting like a total slut for any men she chooses, and believes that having a husband shouldn’t inhibit her ability to be fully pleased.

The snow wife enjoyed taunting her husband after getting fucked by a big cock.

by Michael Cox M.D. January 15, 2024