Scrote sock

A scrote sock is a sock or look alike in which you use to warm up your pee-pee when it’s cold.
Person A “Lately my pee-pee’s been feeling rather cold and I don’t know what to do

Person B “You could use a scrote sock
by Skeeoung April 13, 2024
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Mustard Sock

When you shit in your dads mouth and he sneezes on your ass hairs which you cut off and feed to your mom.
I really hope my son gives me a mustard sock tonight!
by Bonerific Juice Omelet May 27, 2018
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Sock blocking

When one female keeps another female from getting a big toe in her sock
I can't take Janet to the club cause she is always sock blocking!
Bobby came over to the house last night and my mother totally came into my room without knOcking what a sock blocker
by nesmith July 24, 2011
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Sock Worms

My girlfriend just called and asked me if she could eat my sock worms when I get home.
by Guam1fast December 20, 2016
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matching socks

Ugh, I hate matching socks
by Coral_reef April 21, 2016
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hobo in a gym sock

Like a hobo that pops out of a train or a rest stop bathroom unexpectedly. Or the creepy coach in gym class that’s always lurking around the locker room waiting to find a forgotten gym sock.
Well I’ve never borrowed one of those things with pages and words unless it was from a library... but boy the late charges suck when they bill you a few years later. It must be a good book if it keeps disappearing like a hobo in a gym sock. I think I may get a copy for us both on amazon and avoid any late fees. ❤️
by Ellebellewa November 23, 2019
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paddle sock

Any tubular cover made of fleece to fit over a canoe or kayak paddle to protect the paddle from harm. Invented in 1981 by Jill Ellis.
Wrap your stick with a paddle sock.
by Fionatheknowitall July 03, 2011
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