poop on a budget

Pooping with little to no toilet paper to use.

I hate shitting at work. I always have to poop on a budget since the Mexicans can't seem to restock the toilet paper.

by bikelikemadd September 6, 2012

Poop on an Escalator

When feces lands on an escalator for some reason and gets on every step.

"That poop on an escalator is nasty!"

by iAmCKC December 28, 2011

Can't; Pooping

Used when someone asks/tells you to do something and you don't feel like it.

Can be replaced by anything ending in "-ing"

Dad: "Son get of the Couch and rake the leaves."
Son: "Can't; Pooping"

by BLUEBLAHBLEH December 16, 2011

Poop Sanctum

A new name for the bathroom!

I gotta go use the poop sanctum, be right back.

by MattyRolston87 November 16, 2011

Poop Bat

A large bat made up of feces of the runny vampire variety, usually reddish brown in color and exist solely within the Pathfinder universe. The first noted example was discovered by a non-binary Dhampir named Sara "Without the H"

"EEK"! "It's a Poop Bat, don't let it touch you or at least keep it off your skin".
-Shrieked a non-binary Dhampir named Sara "Without the H"

by NuffleButter May 28, 2023

poop weed

An insult for someone doing something annoying or stupid

Stop blowing up my Minecraft house you poop weed

by That guy jo May 28, 2023

Poop Shaker

The Poop Shaker is hitting the thugshaker with a small to large amount of poop in your pants.

Johnny just hit the poop shaker.

by Rebelcow234 June 8, 2023