Skip to main content

The Hot Steamy Coffee Cool Down

The act of pouring hot steamy coffee on one's own dick, then having a female immediately eat a peppermint patty and then begin to give you a blowjob.
Bro 1: "Yo, bro beans, did she give you The Hot Steamy Coffee Cool Down last night?"

Bro 2: "Yeah dude! At first it hurt like shit, and then you're like oh shit, my dick is in peppermint heaven!"

Bro 1: "AW that's sick man! I for sure need to try that sometime!"
by BoBoBaggins December 5, 2012
mugGet the The Hot Steamy Coffee Cool Downmug.

juggling iz cool

an absolute banger song on helluva boss series 2 episode 7 by tom cardy and vivziepop
it goes like

We've certainly got some quality audience tonight folks
Will mister 10 years running come out on top
Or is it time for f r e s h m e a t?

JUGGLING IS OBJECTIVELY COOL
OUR RETURNING CHAMP IS NOBODYS FOOL
BUT WHATS THIS
THE TWINS BRING IT UP TO THE WIRE
ALSO THEYRE ON FIRE
THATS POINTS FOR STYLE (points for style)
THE CROWD GOES WILD (crowd goes wild)
ITS THE PIE GAG AND THE TWINS WANA TASTE
BUT WHATS THIS
HITS FIZZ IN THE FACE
HE TAKES THE CAKE AND HE EATS IT TOO
HES HUNGRY TO WIN AND HES COVERED IN GOO
THATS POINTS FOR CREAM. THE CROWD SCREAMS
BABABALLOONS HES PUMPING EM OUT FROM WHERE IM SITTING I CAN HEAR THE CROWD
NOT GIVE A SHIT CUZ THE TWINS ARE HERE
THEYRE FULL OF SIN AND THEYRE HERE TO WIN
holy moly
things are not looking good for fizzarolli (aka rizzarolli)

what am i doing with my life? that was all from memory
mammon is a big christmas tree :3
helluva boss fan 1: yo you know that s2 ep7 banger?
helluva boss fan 2: wait the one that’s like ‘AWWUUU FUCK YOUU’
helluva boss fan 1: nah that’s 2 minutes notice. i’m talking about juggling iz cool
helluva boss fan 2: ohhh the one that’s like- FROM WHERE AM SITTING U CAN HEAR THE CROWD… NOT GIVE A SHIT CUZ THE TWINS R HERE!!
helluva boss fan 1: y uh
by kindacrustyandmusty January 20, 2024
mugGet the juggling iz coolmug.

Grace Cooling

A Grace Cooling is a ginger crackhead. Who often takes refuge in crying about pathetic druggy man slags. And consumes an awful lot of a substance known as Vodka
“Did you see that Grace Cooling the other day?”
“Yes I saw her on Roblox”

“Was she drinking Vodka?”
Probably...”
by Your local Karen April 21, 2020
mugGet the Grace Coolingmug.

cool

fiona 😎
by swag man is a kool kid March 26, 2021
mugGet the coolmug.

cool

something your not
unot cool
by litgucciboy April 20, 2018
mugGet the coolmug.

Am I cool...?

"Hey mom, Am I cool...?"
"No ur not, Johnny. Now clean your room"
by Cierra Allison March 5, 2022
mugGet the Am I cool...?mug.

Cool Boi

Cool Boi Is Such A Virgin He Has Never Touched A Pussy
by Cool Virgin November 16, 2021
mugGet the Cool Boimug.

Share this definition