Edgy Thirteen Year Old

Teenagers who have too many emo fandoms and spare time to fuck around with

Person 1: I just saw some kid wearing a Panic! At The Disco shirt.
Person 2: That's an edgy thirteen year old.

by SweetenerGrande June 2, 2018

Salty Nine Year Old

Most Fortnite Players

“That kid is such a salty nine year old”.

by Buzz Buzz I got the drugs July 14, 2022

old one brown eye

the butthole of a cat

ted: i love to sniff the old one brown eye
zac: thats nasty....

by zacince July 21, 2014

The old lady next door

That one old lady next door that loves to talk and bake cookies. She i really sweet and will always offer you cake if you come by her house.

Person 1: Dude, the old lady next door is super nice.
Person 2: yeah, i totally wanna plow her wrinkly ass all the way to the moon.

by gayasswhale January 31, 2020

old joe windy pants

either your a obsessed gumball fan (like me) and searched up old joe windy pants that nicole said in an episode, (specifically “the game”) and you’ve also searched up meat snowman surprise.

nicole: “yes it’s an old recipe, invented by my grandfather, old joe windy pants1!1!!1!1”
*family all laughs*

by a weirdo who likes tawog January 5, 2023

Shake Hands with an Old Friend

Urinate, male version.

Excuse me for a few minutes, I have to go shake hands with an old friend.

by JoshinLVNY May 14, 2021

Inside Out Old Fashioned

When you have sex with a woman who is in the last third of her trimester and you feel the tiny fetal hand jerking you off while you are banging her.

Dave had an Inside Out Old Fashioned as he had sex with Tiffany Lee, who was pregnant and had just finished her shift at the Pepperment Rhino.

by Peppermint Rhino February 2, 2019