Hairy 2 yr old

Get your dad to shave he's pubes and stick it to your little 2 yr old brothers upper penis, then get your son/ brother to run around naked in town and show of he's merchandise.

"Look at that kid, he's got more pubes than me (50 yr old single male). He's a hairy 2 yr old lol

by Furious gorilla101 July 26, 2016

Edgy Thirteen Year Old

Teenagers who have too many emo fandoms and spare time to fuck around with

Person 1: I just saw some kid wearing a Panic! At The Disco shirt.
Person 2: That's an edgy thirteen year old.

by SweetenerGrande June 2, 2018

ye old scally wag

a phrase used by pirates whenever you're lazy and stiff and old.

get up, olivia. ye old scally wag.

by ye old scally wag October 10, 2017

old one brown eye

the butthole of a cat

ted: i love to sniff the old one brown eye
zac: thats nasty....

by zacince July 21, 2014

The old lady next door

That one old lady next door that loves to talk and bake cookies. She i really sweet and will always offer you cake if you come by her house.

Person 1: Dude, the old lady next door is super nice.
Person 2: yeah, i totally wanna plow her wrinkly ass all the way to the moon.

by gayasswhale January 31, 2020

60 year old hooker

Someone who is so single that nobody wants them and they will probably stay that way forever. Much like a 60 year old hook that is washed up and has several STDs.

Man I’m just a 60 year old hooker i guess

by Man fts February 3, 2023

BUHAHAHA 9 YEAR OLD

litteraly an idiot slender in roblox mm2 saying this

idiot slender: BUHAHAHA 9 YEAR OLD man: ok and? idiot slender: triggers

by amongusarkin October 18, 2021