Someone who is so single that nobody wants them and they will probably stay that way forever. Much like a 60 year old hook that is washed up and has several STDs.
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Get the 60 year old hooker mug.Saying you can or can't teach something to someone once they've gotten past the time when they learned their ideals/ways. Saying you can or can't change someones mind about their long term opinions or beliefs. can be referring to a human as well.
A: my dog won't listen when I tell him to sit!
B: yeah, you can't teach an old dog new tricks.
A: but can't you just hear me out on this, B?
B: no! I made up my mind a long time ago.
A: *sigh* you can't teach an old dog new tricks.
A: I'm 70 years old but I just learned rock climbing!
B: you can teach an old dog new tricks!
B: yeah, you can't teach an old dog new tricks.
A: but can't you just hear me out on this, B?
B: no! I made up my mind a long time ago.
A: *sigh* you can't teach an old dog new tricks.
A: I'm 70 years old but I just learned rock climbing!
B: you can teach an old dog new tricks!
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Get the Old dog new trick mug.either your a obsessed gumball fan (like me) and searched up old joe windy pants that nicole said in an episode, (specifically “the game”) and you’ve also searched up meat snowman surprise.
nicole: “yes it’s an old recipe, invented by my grandfather, old joe windy pants1!1!!1!1”
*family all laughs*
*family all laughs*
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Get the old joe windy pants mug.When you have sex with a woman who is in the last third of her trimester and you feel the tiny fetal hand jerking you off while you are banging her.
Dave had an Inside Out Old Fashioned as he had sex with Tiffany Lee, who was pregnant and had just finished her shift at the Pepperment Rhino.
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Get the Inside Out Old Fashioned mug.Person 1: I just saw some kid wearing a Panic! At The Disco shirt.
Person 2: That's an edgy thirteen year old.
Person 2: That's an edgy thirteen year old.
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