Nonce Nuggets

Werthers Originals sweets, sold in small boxes or bags. Purchased by the elderly, especially in a Petrol Stations. Great queue former, as they are usually placed right on the bottom shelf and it takes the elderly a fucking age to get up and down. Poor replacement for Simpsons travel sweets that are rarer than rocking horse shit at the moment, so much so there is no shelf space for them, great source of entertainment for an overworked and underpaid customer assistant!

“Three packs of nonce nuggets and a lucky dip for Saturday night.

“Certainly, and are you going to pay for that Daily Mail you’ve got folded under your arm or are you going to walk out with it like you did last week.?”
“Oh sorry, and by the way your forecourt is disgusting why aren’t you out in the rain sweeping up the puddles?”
“As you can see I’m on my own, and I now have a queue of 12 people, thank you so much, have a wonderful day!”

by Cacker Man April 1, 2023

Fudge nugget

Somthing to say instead of cussing

Me:stubs to
Me "aw fudge nuggets"

by Sammyboi334 June 14, 2019

nuggets

meaning nostalgia or good memories
don't use this word if you're a shitty scumbag
often used by stupid vaporwave マクドナルドでクールな子供

hell yeah dude, this brings me back to the good nuggets

by Hypergone September 7, 2016

Chicken Nuggets

A small snack that teenaged girls are obsessed with, although they are much different from regular chicken.

Jessica: What do you want from MCDonalds?

Friends: CHICKEN NUGGETS!!!!!

by FakeDictonary October 3, 2019

Ass Nuggets

pieces of shit that you can feel stuck in your butthole, but can't get out.

"Aw, Mom, I've got ass nuggets in my butt again. Can you get the spork?"

by FuccNutt April 29, 2019

Angry nugget

When you pin an amputee down and pour fryer oil on them making them roll after you like an angry nugget

Holy fuck i just saw that mcdonalds worker pull an angry nugget on that war veteran

by Asian nation May 17, 2019

Nugget cage

Where you put your nugget when he needs to be contained and apprehended so he can be dealt with

“Put that nugget in his nugget cage he’s being so bad”

by NUGGETMILKMONTER June 14, 2021