Penis Man

Penis man, the lord, and savior. The Man Himself. Penis Man is an ancient deity that comes from long long ago...
He rules over Penis Land and is at war with Poo Man, his rival. Poo man supporters are a plague to the Penis Man religion and should not be trusted. Currently, the 7th Penis war is going on.

If you were to show support for Penis Man, you would stand firm and yell "Hail Penis Man!!"

"Hey bob, how's it going?"
"I'm fine, what's up?"
"Not much, I just finished praying to Penis Man"
"HAIL PENIS MAN!!"
"HAIL PENIS MAN!!

by The Fastest Asian Alive December 11, 2022

Chucc Penis

Kid who called himself "Pene" for short which means penis in Spanish

Simply a Top G

Is that the willy rat himself?

Yeah, it's Chucc Penis!

by J. Jacquaviontavious Jacqueque July 31, 2023

Penis custard

Cum.

Ohh man I can't believe he got his penis custard on the walls

by Sawyerrrrr September 13, 2023

penis smeller

Someone who smells penises

Hey penis smeller stop dining that you might be gay

by Slurped buttface September 22, 2023

Owenis Penis

Owenis Penis is terrified of Mikeull because of past experiences (he got his patties flipped) he also sends celebrities videos acting like he knows them and they’re friends or something. “Wow, this video was hilarious! I’ll just have to give you a follow let’s be friends!” Head ah. Buddy does NOT take showers frequently but he has just the cutest wittle smile.

Owenis Penis is about to get his patties flipped!

by The Creator of all. September 26, 2023

High-penis

When to individuals with a penis give each other a high five with said penises. So basically a high five, but instead of hands you use penises.

Your new girlfriend is super hot. High-penis bro, good job!

by 69Unicorn69 November 25, 2021

the penis tournament

a more competitive version of the penis game where 4-8 people take turns shouting "penis" in a store getting progressively louder until a selected person notices it. When the selected person notices the person that said penis most recently is eliminated and a new person is selected, then the game restarts, except without the eliminated players. If the selected person leaves the store a new person is selected and the game continues as normal. This continues until there is only one player remaining

bob: wanna play the penis game

greg: nah the penis tournament is better

bob: (whispering) penis
greg: penis
rick: Penis!
mike: PENIS
tim: PEEENNNIIIISSSS!!!!!
random customer: who said that

greg: ur out tim

by ooga booga do, ooga booga dong December 2, 2021