The kinkiest guy to ever live. Will kill himself to get an erection. Blood turns him on. So does a crippling lack of oxygen.
Person 1: hey, I broke 6 of my toes and orgasmed instantly.
Person 2: what the fuck you are actually a Nick
Person 1: I like the way death strokes my cock.
Person 2: I'd tell you to go die but you'd probably cum.
Person 2: what the fuck you are actually a Nick
Person 1: I like the way death strokes my cock.
Person 2: I'd tell you to go die but you'd probably cum.
by NickPleaseStop December 5, 2019
Get the Nickmug. Nick is the type who is so terrible it’s funny. He’s the type with the logic that if you bake cookies for 10 minuets at 400 degrees then you could bake them for 1 minuet at 4,000 degrees. He defines all figurative language.
There’s the friend, then there’s the Nick.
Nick: HEY! IF I COOK SPAGHETTI AT 315 DEGREES FOR 30 MINUETS COULD I COOK IT AT 15 DEGREES FOR 2 MINUETS?!
Friend: THATS NOT HOW COOKING WORKS NICK!
Nick: HEY! IF I COOK SPAGHETTI AT 315 DEGREES FOR 30 MINUETS COULD I COOK IT AT 15 DEGREES FOR 2 MINUETS?!
Friend: THATS NOT HOW COOKING WORKS NICK!
by ImaDinosaurRawr June 7, 2018
Get the Nickmug. The act of having drugs, typically cocaine, blown through a straw which has been directly inserted into one's anus.
by RumplePhorskyn April 27, 2021
Get the Sleazy Nicksmug. by DoWantuWanto October 14, 2022
Get the Nickmug. Very common term among road cyclists for bailing out on a ride at the last minute with a lame excuse.
by WMD!!! March 29, 2021
Get the Nicking Itmug. 
a great adventurer from the broke period he studied at the ninja assassins college of kicking ass. and religious views are ninja and belives that voo doo pizza man will win for presidency this year.
by the joseph of newPhoenix January 6, 2012
Get the nick the youngmug.