Muffin Pans

Boobs that are smaller than a B cup.

Amanda," Have you seen that new girl Lauren?"

Amber, "The one rockin the muffin pans?"

Amanda, "Yea, I think shes the leader of the IBTC."

by Zanz Sara February 4, 2010

Man-Muffin

Gorgeous hunk of a man.(noun)

Look at that Man-Muffin.

by Stevethemechanic95 November 23, 2022

nigerian muffin

A person who does drugs and sags their pants as low as possible without them falling off

Ugh, why are their so many Nigerian muffins in this world

by Nigerian muffin pantie August 21, 2016

Muffin

The "babydaddy" of the cupcake.
When the unicorn and muffin have sex..the cupcake is made.
The only being worthy of even seeing a unicorn.

john:"hey where'd you get that cupcake?"
jake:"a unicorn and muffin made it"

by B00tz June 19, 2010

Butter her muffin

Typically for women with a muffin top. To ejaculate on a women's stomach after pulling out and spread it with your dick, like spreading butter on a muffin.

I don't want to get her pregnant so I'll butter her muffin instead. She might even suck me off after.

by dangodame May 21, 2019

sore muffin

Someone who is a party pooper, or who chooses to be offended.

Dude 1: "Hey wanna join the party? We could use an extra person!"

Dude 2: "No thanks. I wasn't invited."

Dude 1: "Don't be such a sore muffin. Lol"

by SweetPeaASMR May 5, 2018

Irish Muffin

A ginger has uncontrollable flatulence, and is often advised to seek medical attention.

I met an irish muffin today, and it was so had I got a restraining order.

by Vudruu January 21, 2024