Muffin lips

I saw this girl named kayla Paine she had quite a set of muffin lips
by drjgklsfgkgjkaf January 25, 2012
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muffin gf

Someone who is dating known minecraft youtuber, BadBoyHalo

(Made as a joke from a dating roleplay asmr video)
by CupcakeHalø July 01, 2022
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Humple Muffin

Humple Muffin is the best muffin you could ever find, its a good way to start your day. you can go buy Humple Muffins at Walmart, Drugmart, K-mart, and Circle K From my personal experience they are the best way to go if you want to start you day with a great boost of high energy.
A Humple Muffin
by megan the millionare September 26, 2011
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Fresh Muffins

Fresh Muffins is slang for someone who is hung like a whale
Did you see that adult movie the other night? The main guy definitely had Fresh Muffins
by arsenalsucks August 23, 2023
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turtle muffin

One who often arrives late due to walking slow, but is often regarded as being as sweet or soft as a muffin.
Ashley is such a turtle muffin, always casually getting to work late but while catching men's attention with her sweetness.
by TeamFSP May 03, 2022
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muffin muffle

1. Cunnilingus or oral sex on a woman
2. Talking while performing oral sex on a woman
I couldn't understand him due to some muffin muffle.

I was giving her the old muffin muffle last night.
by ThatBitchNiP September 27, 2018
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Crumpet muffin

The thing kids say to be cool instead of saying mother fucker.
by Yolo beast yolo loo March 18, 2014
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