MAy 19th

National titty and booty pic day

Its may 19th you know what that means

by mysteriousman69 May 19, 2024

May 9

people who were born on may 9 are depressed as fuck, they always try to fit in and it never works. they hide their feelings and have the strictest parents. they cry almost everynight but even with that pain, theyre a good friend and can comfort you when you're sad. we're also always hungry no matter what. theyre the bestest friend you could ever ask for so you should hug them and tell them you love them. they hate themselves when they get something wrong, public speak, or do something embarrassing.

Girl: it's my birthday today, may 9!!
friend: happy birthday! ur a great friend no matter what and i hope u have a nice day

by random teenage girl November 22, 2022

May

For the whole month of may girls can not wear makeup.

Boy: hey why arint you wearing makeup

Girl: oh because its may! During may girls dont wear makeup!

by Jesusisntholy November 7, 2019

may the fourth

on this day, anyone who knows zakwan must give him food. if you're rich, football boots please.

"today is may the fourth! I will give zakwan food!"

by oleinthemud December 3, 2021

May 27th

Give your girl a hoodie day!!

“Guys, it’s May 27th give your girl a hoodie!!!”

by doggyliversryum May 26, 2022

May 12th

Send your best friend your boobs

Best friend: Why did you send me your boobs?
Sender: because it’s May 12th and you’re my best friend

by Booby sucker May 12, 2022

May

Its international goods month! This means you get a free nude, boob, pussy, dick, ass, or any other sexual picture of the person of your choosing. If the other person says no they owe the other person either head or 10 suggestive pics of the persons choice. Like cleavage, teases, underwear, or something along those lines.

Friend 1: gimme the titty pick you owe me
Friend 2: what eww no why?
Friend 1:its May
Friend 2: Oh ok that's fine then

by Jackers4758 May 4, 2022